an epiphany--
it occurred to me yesterday, that a cat is really a very large mouse, or "vole"( a "marmot" of the same family), explaining quite well, why they are not susceptible to the mercury vapour that i believe is emitted by a mouses( or cat's) excrement...
the skinny--
i suggest, that they( cats) also expel mercury in their excrement( as mice do)...and, that in fact, most creatures with whiskers also share this unique function within their anatomy...
the question( why??)--
i feel that the adaption within the "vole/cat-family" is designed to deters predators, due to the need for wolves, and other mouse hunters, to "snuff-the hole", while they "dig-out" mice, from their dens within open fields...both before, and during, the "dig-out" process...essentially, this natural action forces the beast attacking the nest to "huff" mercury vapour, dazing them, or making them a little less agile/alert, during the chase...i feel that this issue has similar dynamics when a mouse-nest is present within a home...resulting in any dwellers/predators there, being slowly made a bit less exited about things( mercury poisoned/brain cell deficient)--
the proof( within the pudding)--
if my contention is correct, that cats and mice are of the same family( "species of origin"), then the gland i feel exists within mice( that excreats mercury, into their stool), would also be found within cats...so, i suggest that the gland within a cat, that "sprays"( cats can "spray" like skunks, when agitated), is the same system as found within mice, but, modified for direct use, when needed( the cat can make those around them momentarily less aggressive/alert, via "chemical-doping"...through mercury-poisoning, from vapours, within the gland)...i also feel that this theory could explain the reason that cats bury their stool/urine, to contain the resulting vapours, keeping the effects from harming them( the cat), if they are dwelling within a contained space...
cat-humor...( be it dry)--
i have seen a few cats look at their owners like they were stupid before, when walking by their "cat box"( filled-to-the brim with offerings), a few times...and now...i believe i know, for certain, that they were...the poor kitty was probably thinking something like, "you really have no idea what i am doing here do you??", jokes about owners too stupid to clean the "litter-box", are almost certainly popular among cats in the alley-ways, nightly....( if your too stupid to clean the "cat-box", the situation is only going to get worse...by the minute)--
the question--
is this gland present within both mice and cats??, and how does the similarity of all these varieties( whiskers??) produce this mercury vapour, within their glands?? is a kangaroo of the same variety( i feel the answer is, yes)?? proving this conclusion will definitely require some lab-work, to confirm it, with certainty, but, i feel that any results will likely uphold my conclusion...that mice, cats, kangaroos, skunks, ect...are all of same "vole", or mouse, origin--
a flash-in-the-pan--
after a few more moments pondering this correlation, i feel i have the answer...whiskers, on a species, are, in fact, an "array", or "particle-collector"...through differences in static electricity, the mercury particles collect on the exterior of the whiskers, and, through the instinctual act of "cleaning", the mercury particles are then ingested, into the creatures digestive system, and are collected within this glad, near the rectum, for excretion into stool, or expulsion, directly into the air, for protection--
summary--
if the above theory is correct, then the act of cleaning whiskers, would correlate to a mercury-gland within the species...more later, out of time at the library--
best wishes, john kruschke--
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